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chinitabonita
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 June 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1653
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32001) - you deserved it (2251)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10686) - you deserved it (31868)

On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

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