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by pong / 08/06/2013 at 5:59pm / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Health
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd ask his dad if it was okay. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "come on, dad" and "but why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML
by (._. ) / 08/06/2013 at 4:35pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
by NO NO NO / 08/05/2013 at 5:42pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Intimacy
Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML
by Anonymous / 08/05/2013 at 5:36pm / Sweden (Dalarnas Lan) / Animals
by OhBoy / 08/05/2013 at 3:10pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
by Sexless4Life / 08/05/2013 at 2:33pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by riiiighhhttttt / 08/05/2013 at 1:38am / United States (Maryland) / Kids
Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML
by kimm1993 / 08/03/2013 at 12:29am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by accountnamevalid / 07/21/2013 at 12:45am / United States (Colorado) / Transportation
Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2012 at 1:46am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by thatoneguy / 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try and catch my flight. Two trailer accidents, two construction zones, three detours, and one police escort later, the airline wouldn't let me on the plane. FML
by anonymous / 04/05/2011 at 2:13pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
Today, I was shopping for pillows at Bed Bath and Beyond. My husband playfully picked up a pillow pretending to start a pillow fight. I grabbed the largest pillow and chased him with it. When I finally caught up with him, a manager came around the corner. I was escorted out. FML
by sofakingweetodit / 10/18/2010 at 7:52am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, a patient was late for a psychiatry appointment, after having missed his previous two. I am the medical student on the team that was supposed to do his assessment. I said, "You snooze, you lose." Everyone stopped and looked at me. Apparently, he missed them because he has narcolepsy. FML
by psychedout / 08/10/2009 at 6:48pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML
by LockandKey / 02/24/2009 at 6:28pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
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