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chillnhill
  • Town/Country : South-Central PA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 November 1964 (48 years)
  • Number of visits : 164
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About chillnhill : Glad that it isn't always "YDI".

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Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

#19937636
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I agree, your life sucks (3499) - you deserved it (34106)

On 07/14/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

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215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19131) - you deserved it (2291)

On 04/10/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by kayadd33 - Canada (British Columbia)

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Today, I'm recovering from colon surgery. They gave me codeine as pain relief, which has made me constipated. I'm currently sat on the toilet, trying to push out what feels like a small child wrapped in barbed wire out without busting my stitches. FML

#19405476
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24252) - you deserved it (1403)

On 04/04/2012 at 6:13am - health - by screaming monkey - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25751) - you deserved it (2850)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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