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chillnhill

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 November 1964 (51 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 783
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 22 posted

About chillnhill : Glad that it isn't always "YDI".

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Visits<b>ajk168</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 1:26am<b>Rababco</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 2:27pm<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 10:25pm<b>DAVIDtheDEMIGOD</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 1:36pm<b>LeenYa</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 4:37pm<b>bbenedict</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 11:27am<b>Torvaltz</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 7:13pm<b>dada124</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 10:00am<b>kaitlinnrosee</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 6:59pm<b>Googolman</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 10:29pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 5:44pm<b>demix</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 7:23am<b>msk1155</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 3:37pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 9:15pm<b>dancerkatie95</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 8:31pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 9:36pm<b>PotatoesAndCake</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 1:36pm<b>kawayi</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 9:54pm

Fucked!<b>DAVIDtheDEMIGOD</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 6:55pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 3:15am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 3:37am<b>PotatoesAndCake</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 7:36pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 2:34pm<b>ladyofdeath13</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 8:18pm<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 5:09pm<b>Drnavid</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 4:39am<b>earlytermination</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 4:20pm<b>dbennett</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 2:32pm<b>Epickiller</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 9:37pm<b>I_cant_think</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 9:25pm<b>MrAwesomenezz</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 4:33am<b>ScrabbleReeses</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 12:10am<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 7:07pm<b>missa1996</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 6:13pm<b>Caroline1812</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 5:36pm<b>LeenYa</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 3:26pm

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chillnhill's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife is unreasonably mad at me for telling our kids to call toilet paper, "Butt Floss". FML

by chillnhill / 09/10/2015 at 10:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML

by Anonymous / 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML

by ThatsNotGrass / 08/09/2014 at 9:30pm / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, while despairing over having been rejected for my dream job, I received an email asking me to come back in for another interview. Then they called me to say they accidentally sent the email to all the applicants, and that they definitely aren't interested. FML

by Anonymous / 10/10/2013 at 1:59pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

by Anonymous / 07/14/2012 at 4:10pm / Nigeria (Lagos) / Miscellaneous

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

by kayadd33 / 04/10/2012 at 10:13am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids

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Today, I'm recovering from colon surgery. They gave me codeine as pain relief, which has made me constipated. I'm currently sat on the toilet, trying to push out what feels like a small child wrapped in barbed wire out without busting my stitches. FML

by screaming monkey / 04/04/2012 at 6:13am / United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead) / Health

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

by Anonymous / 09/09/2011 at 9:36am / United States (New York) / Health

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

by Anonymous / 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

by Hairball / 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm / United States (South Carolina) / Work

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

by joe1234 / 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

by I_Am_The_Edge / 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

by Mick / 02/20/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous