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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 November 1964 (50 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 319
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About chillnhill : Glad that it isn't always "YDI".

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Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML

#21233543
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33229) - you deserved it (19580)

On 08/09/2014 at 9:30pm - misc - by ThatsNotGrass (man) - Canada

Today, while despairing over having been rejected for my dream job, I received an email asking me to come back in for another interview. Then they called me to say they accidentally sent the email to all the applicants, and that they definitely aren't interested. FML

#20915163
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42059) - you deserved it (2784)

On 10/10/2013 at 1:59pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

#19937636
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5420) - you deserved it (47619)

On 07/14/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

Today, I'm recovering from colon surgery. They gave me codeine as pain relief, which has made me constipated. I'm currently sat on the toilet, trying to push out what feels like a small child wrapped in barbed wire out without busting my stitches. FML

#19405476
155 comments

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On 04/04/2012 at 6:13am - health - by screaming monkey - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

#17703209
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31880) - you deserved it (3819)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34224) - you deserved it (7157)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961
421 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18440) - you deserved it (360063)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

#3816010
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43783) - you deserved it (8977)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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