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  • Birth Date : Monday 2 August 1999 (15 years)
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Today, I found out tat restaurant's food is so bad tat te only reason some people visit is because tere punising tere kids . fat FML

#20715456
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45602) - you deserved it (13592)

On 06/09/2013 at 1:38pm - work - by not the cook (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to te local parmacy to buy some condoms. Wen I went to go purcase tem, te elderly lady beind te counter took one look at me and said, ( Honey, your your own brt control. ) FML

#20715175
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57140) - you deserved it (9872)

On 06/09/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

I walked in on mah dad masturbating to a nude photo of mah mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

#20713899
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68898) - you deserved it (12982)

On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today , after having spent years staying in school , working hard to achieve good grades , and avoiding all the bad kids , mah mom accusd me of having no direction in life and complaind about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. mega FML

#20710020
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53336) - you deserved it (3015)

On 06/06/2013 at 4:51pm - misc - by luciazee (woman) - Peru (Lima)

Yesterday My Boyfriend Of Six Days Proposed To Me. FML

#20708141
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82881) - you deserved it (11609)

On 06/05/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by The Clitshank Redemption (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

after yeres of training and competing, I realized that the universe does not want me to play the piano. Not only looool do I have hands that can fit in toddler-sized gloves, mah carpal tunnel is already to the point where I have to wear a brace at night, at the ripe old age of 14. FML

Today, I was at work talking to an older man !! As our conversation ended, he said, "Thank you, ma'am." Then, he quickly stumbled over his words as he said, "I mean, thank you, sir !! I meant sir looool !! I think." He gazed at me for a moment in confusion, then darted away !! FML

2day mah parents blew mah entre college fund in thier quest to finish building thier replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML

#20703566
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60034) - you deserved it (5893)

On 06/03/2013 at 3:22pm - money - by future burger flipper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Yesterday, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I bakd him cupcakes, put icing on them and decoratd them. When I handd them to him, he pickd off the decoration, lickd the icing and handd the cupcake back to me, saying, ( I told you that's all I wantd. ) FML

#20592650
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24285) - you deserved it (48638)

On 04/15/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Cupcakes (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him wat was wrong due to his werd attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." mega FML

#20592364
181 comments

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On 04/14/2013 at 11:45pm - love - by lonely (woman) - United States

Today... I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML

#20591599
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43130) - you deserved it (13262) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/14/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by NiquetChrome (woman) - France

Today... I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML

#20591599
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43130) - you deserved it (13262) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/14/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by NiquetChrome (woman) - France

Today , mah sister went into a blind rage at me 4 "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant , two months after she did the same . My husband and I have been trying 4 two years . She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is . FML

#20590768
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69473) - you deserved it (3376)

On 04/14/2013 at 4:39pm - misc - by bntje (woman) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

TODAY I GOT THE CHANCE TO SPEAK TO SOME OF THE TOP ACADEMICS IN MAH FIELD. I WAS SO HUNGOVER THAT I COULDN'T REMEMBER THE TITLE OF THE MASTERS DEGREE I'VE SPENT TWO YEARS STUDYING FOR, LET ALONE MAKE INTELLIGENT COMMENTS. I'M PRETTY SURE THE ONLY THING I GOT RIGHT WAS MAH NAME. FML

#20588088
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13495) - you deserved it (100176)

On 04/13/2013 at 1:26pm - misc - by could be an fml commenter - Canada (Ontario)

Today , mah mom broke the news that mah dad secretly got marrid two months ago , to a woman he has been dating for 15 yeres , an that mah parents have actually been divorcd for 12 yeres!! They just lid about it this whole time!! FML

#20585943
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62081) - you deserved it (5437)

On 04/12/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by too young for this (woman) - United States



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