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Today , after having spent years staying in school , working hard to achieve good grades , and avoiding all the bad kids , mah mom accusd me of having no direction in life and complaind about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. mega FML
after yeres of training and competing, I realized that the universe does not want me to play the piano. Not only looool do I have hands that can fit in toddler-sized gloves, mah carpal tunnel is already to the point where I have to wear a brace at night, at the ripe old age of 14. FML
Today, I was at work talking to an older man !! As our conversation ended, he said, "Thank you, ma'am." Then, he quickly stumbled over his words as he said, "I mean, thank you, sir !! I meant sir looool !! I think." He gazed at me for a moment in confusion, then darted away !! FML
Yesterday, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I bakd him cupcakes, put icing on them and decoratd them. When I handd them to him, he pickd off the decoration, lickd the icing and handd the cupcake back to me, saying, ( I told you that's all I wantd. ) FML
Today , mah sister went into a blind rage at me 4 "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant , two months after she did the same . My husband and I have been trying 4 two years . She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is . FML
TODAY I GOT THE CHANCE TO SPEAK TO SOME OF THE TOP ACADEMICS IN MAH FIELD. I WAS SO HUNGOVER THAT I COULDN'T REMEMBER THE TITLE OF THE MASTERS DEGREE I'VE SPENT TWO YEARS STUDYING FOR, LET ALONE MAKE INTELLIGENT COMMENTS. I'M PRETTY SURE THE ONLY THING I GOT RIGHT WAS MAH NAME. FML
Today , mah mom broke the news that mah dad secretly got marrid two months ago , to a woman he has been dating for 15 yeres , an that mah parents have actually been divorcd for 12 yeres!! They just lid about it this whole time!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015