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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 July 1982 (33 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2577
  • Number of comments : 245
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About chillinAK : "A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation." Moliere

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chillinAK's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

by reckless / 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML

by ILuvYouSoldiers / 06/26/2009 at 3:57am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I gave a carpet shampooing demonstration in a stranger's home. To my surprise, the white expensive carpet was dyed grey due to something in the solution. The owner held me hostage in her house by barracading the door until my manager got there. FML

by Anonymous / 06/13/2009 at 3:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Work