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by reckless / 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML
by ILuvYouSoldiers / 06/26/2009 at 3:57am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, I gave a carpet shampooing demonstration in a stranger's home. To my surprise, the white expensive carpet was dyed grey due to something in the solution. The owner held me hostage in her house by barracading the door until my manager got there. FML
by Anonymous / 06/13/2009 at 3:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
- Today, I received over 1000 newsletters in my email. It seems someone signed my email up for every… Today, I was familiarized with cartoon pain when I stepped on a soap in my shower and broke my arm.… Today, while trying to park my car at work a lady pulled so close to my bumper that I couldn't pull…