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chilechick108
  • Town/Country : Cambridge, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 February 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 750
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About chilechick108 : Short, Chilean (obviously), shy, sensitive, hates racist people, experienced a lot, black/red hair, brown/reddish eyes (true), and if you want to know anything else, then ask me. (comment on my stories.)

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Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61249) - you deserved it (3618)

On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "what do I do now?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (109670) - you deserved it (10331)

On 03/31/2009 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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