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childofadelphia
  • Town/Country : Brick, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 September 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 647
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About childofadelphia : emily alexis macmillan.
fifteen years young.
sophomore at bths.
i'm very immature. its one of the things that makes me fun to be around.
i'm single and looking. ;)
i pretty much live for music.
i'm a vegetarian and strongly support animal rights.
i'm pretty sure i'm going to hell.
i have an uncurable pottymouth. :3
i love gore and have a devious mind. >:)
i'm learning to speak french. i think it's the prettiest language.
i'll only talk to you if i like you.
i break almost everything i touch (fuckin clumsy).
i'm afraid of falling in love.
my friends are probably the best people in my life.
i have a kitteh. her name is mina. shes white with grey spots. she is fucking adorable.
im the oldest child of my whole extended family.
i'm not straightedge. i really don't give a fuck if you are or not.
i'm pretty shy when you first meet me.
i'm totally addicted to video games (yep. im a dork).
i'm a fun person, feel free to message me.

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Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26974) - you deserved it (2082)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20555) - you deserved it (5203)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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