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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 336
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About child_of_3_girls : I'm Ali. I'm a science geek and proud of it. I'm quiet and shy and would rather stay inside and listen to music than go to a club with friends.

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Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43031) - you deserved it (2880)

On 08/20/2013 at 1:14pm - kids - by CrappyDay - United States

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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On 07/30/2013 at 12:42pm - misc - by kiwichick4life (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48684) - you deserved it (6164)

On 12/22/2012 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by orgasmicriding (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML

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On 09/25/2012 at 1:42pm - intimacy - by orgasmsareoverratedanyway (woman) - Norway (Nordland)



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