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About child_of_3_girls : The difference between you and me:
You have normal interests, beliefs, and ideas
I once covered a windshield in sliced bread.
I'm Ali. I'm a little eccentric but pretty lovable in the end. I have a new favorite song every week and have a small obsession with everything being clean. I'm not a difficult person but I rarely go with the flow. And btw Simple Plan is life. I'd do anything for them.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
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Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML
Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML
Friday 22 May 2015