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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 July 1935 (80 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 598
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About child_of_3_girls : I'm Ali, I'm an artist by hobby and soon to be police officer by career. I also am an instructor at a mma studio. Im from Australia but have lived all over the world. I currently reside in the United States and have for the past three years. I have one little girl who is 5. I also have temporary guardianship over my 16 year old nephew. I have 7 siblings. It may seem like a big family but it makes sense once you find out I'm adopted. I have strong family values and have learned the importance of loving those who come into your life and stay. I've built a relationship with my birth mum and her 2 young kids and it's really cool having younger siblings. if you took the time to read this novel you either think I'm really interesting or really messed up so message if you want. Can't promise I'll respond. I don't check my messages like I should.

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Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML


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On 08/20/2013 at 1:14pm - kids - by CrappyDay - United States

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML


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On 07/30/2013 at 12:42pm - misc - by kiwichick4life (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML


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On 12/22/2012 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by orgasmicriding (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML


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On 09/25/2012 at 1:42pm - intimacy - by orgasmsareoverratedanyway (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

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