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chicosmile's favorite FMLs
by LeChameauTrisomique / 03/14/2014 at 12:33am / France (Centre) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/15/2012 at 9:29pm / United States / Work
Today, I found out there's a rumor going around that my smoking hot co-worker and I had sex over the weekend. I'm not nearly as pissed off about the rumor as I am by the fact that I can't remember it because I was too drunk. FML
by bruisedego31 / 09/12/2012 at 5:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 08/21/2012 at 7:17pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
by Bontempi / 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML
by Boar / 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by caitlinz5 / 04/18/2012 at 12:55pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by urgg / 09/05/2010 at 10:20am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/24/2010 at 3:55am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
by Mom / 07/25/2009 at 5:14pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by kas / 04/30/2009 at 1:41pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
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