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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 97
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About chicme : Psychology major. Music lover. LAX. socially awkward.....pretty much it

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Today, I ran into my apartment and let one rip, since I'd been holding it the whole elevator ride up. My parents had let themselves in while I was out, and laughed at me for a good 20 minutes. 5ML

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I agree, your life sucks (36177) - you deserved it (5952)

On 01/24/2014 at 8:34pm - misc - by DJ (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37180) - you deserved it (4926) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France



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