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About chicme : Psychology major. Music lover. LAX. socially awkward.....pretty much it
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Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
Monday 1 September 2014