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  • Town/Country : Houston, United States
  • Title : Mister
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Today, my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed, nude, when I accidentally farted. He freaked out and asked in all seriousness if I was trying to give his dick pink-eye. FML

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On 07/31/2013 at 5:23pm - misc - by -_____- (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the sermon. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song. FML

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On 12/29/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by killme (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta dinner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said "that's my mom". FML

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On 08/02/2009 at 3:35am - work - by bigmouth (man) - United States (California)



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