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by -_____- / 07/31/2013 at 5:23pm / Netherlands / Intimacy
by killme / 12/29/2012 at 5:33pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working as a host at a pasta dinner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said "that's my mom". FML
by bigmouth / 08/02/2009 at 3:35am / United States (California) / Work
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