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  • Number of visits : 1779
  • Number of comments : 146
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chickenwalrus's favorite FMLs

Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook I'm making. I found images of my dad passed out in his underwear, my great-grandpa having a drunken bath, and an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML

#18371495
113 comments

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

#18343530
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9627) - you deserved it (25497)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28305) - you deserved it (3700)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26822) - you deserved it (7951)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
465 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41043) - you deserved it (3180) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

#18052733
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32536) - you deserved it (4017)

On 10/23/2011 at 8:38am - love - by mrs.nerd - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11944) - you deserved it (31082)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37526) - you deserved it (16319)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)



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