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chickenflem
  • Town/Country : hell no, you wish
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 July 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 535
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About chickenflem : I love Reading FML before bed, reminds me that I don't own all of the problems in the world haha. Anyways don't take my comments seriously. Chill out. I'm just try a have some fun. Grammar nazis stay away! If u got any questions or just wna chat well sorry. Dont msg me cuz I won't reply, I'm usually on my iPhone so yeah...

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Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19055) - you deserved it (68838)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of no where and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says "I always knew you were a whore." FML

#185042
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55915) - you deserved it (14511)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:03pm - misc - by Stairway2Heaven - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML

#76555
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10771) - you deserved it (48845)

On 02/19/2009 at 7:18am - health - by Machine (man) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and said I was not 'Christian enough' for her. Later I found out she had been cheating on me with my best friend. FML

#18065
35 comments

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On 02/09/2009 at 6:41pm - misc - by feenix89 (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

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On 01/27/2009 at 11:47am - money - by dannij08 - United States (California)



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