About chickenflem : I love Reading FML before bed, reminds me that I don't own all of the problems in the world haha. Anyways don't take my comments seriously. Chill out. I'm just try a have some fun. Grammar nazis stay away! If u got any questions or just wna chat well sorry. Dont msg me cuz I won't reply, I'm usually on my iPhone so yeah...
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by deucelututi / 05/31/2009 at 8:03am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of no where and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says "I always knew you were a whore." FML
by Stairway2Heaven / 03/02/2009 at 4:03pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Machine / 02/19/2009 at 7:18am / Japan (Okinawa) / Health
by feenix89 / 02/09/2009 at 6:41pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by dannij08 / 01/27/2009 at 11:47am / United States (California) / Money
- Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand.… Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time, the one day my period came early.… Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob".…