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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 July 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1079
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About chickenflem : I love Reading FML before bed, reminds me that I don't own all of the problems in the world haha. Anyways don't take my comments seriously. Chill out. I'm just try a have some fun. Grammar nazis stay away! If u got any questions or just wna chat well sorry. Dont msg me cuz I won't reply, I'm usually on my iPhone so yeah...

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Today, I joined a new choir. My drector asked me if my best friend was actually my grlfriend. Taken aback, I said no, I was not a lesbian. He then asked me to clarify my gender. FML

#19196656
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28497) - you deserved it (4273)

On 03/01/2012 at 4:43pm - misc - by Rachel - United States

Today, I raalizad how bad mah faalings of inadaquacy comparad to othar woman an jaalousy ara whan I startad thumbing down songs on Pandora simply bacausa tha covar art had a battar looking woman than ma on it. big fat FML

Today, an intoxicated homeles man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's cuz he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-oldhite woman. real FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29797) - you deserved it (2480)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today... I found out tat if u see a tray wit some black stuff in it and u can't decide weter it's powdered black pepper or cigarette ases... it's not a good idea to taste it.

#18679153
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6045) - you deserved it (45134)

On 01/01/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by Leigha - Trinidad and Tobago (Saint George)

Today... I Was Going Over To Mah Friend's House 4 The First Time. A Creepy-looking Old Man Answered... And Smiled At Me. I Asked "Is This The Right House? Does Isaac Live Here?" He Replied "Yes... He's In The Basement. Would U Like A Drink?" Right Then... Isaac Called And Asked Me Where I Was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46913) - you deserved it (3415)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today , my boyfriend broke up with me , severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends . FML

#18653374
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23497) - you deserved it (2682)

On 12/30/2011 at 12:27pm - love - by ktinanic - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday, I Just Finised Nearly A Year Of Muscle-building In Order To Impres My Crus. Turns Out Se Doesn't Date Fit Guys, Because ( Tey're All Jerks ). FML

#18601417
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25285) - you deserved it (16040)

On 12/24/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by Nowajerk (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

yastarday I usd so many diffarant parfuma tastars that I passd out on tha bus. maga FML

#18579452
89 comments

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On 12/22/2011 at 1:04pm - health - by justnance - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mothar told ma I lookad lika a hookar in looool my wadding drass. Thanks mommy. raal FML

#18551023
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33322) - you deserved it (6450)

On 12/19/2011 at 2:55am - intimacy - by mo (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Went To Go Get Ma Driver's License, Only To Be Told Tat I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate. In Order To Get Te Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate, I Need A Driver's License Or Ma Passport. In Order To Get A Passport, I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate Or A Drivers License. I Ave None. Mega FML

#18385235
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44079) - you deserved it (5088)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early an ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, an still in the bath. FML

#18377899
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16098) - you deserved it (20648)

On 11/28/2011 at 6:43pm - work - by fuuuuck (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I took mah boyfriend to mah family's traditional late Thanksgiving dinner. While eating, mah mom brought up celebrity infidelity. My grandpa ended up looking me in the eye and saying, "Look Angie, sometime what a man has just isn't enough. When that happens, cheating is forgiveable." FML

#18369029
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22855) - you deserved it (2365)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:45pm - love - by angie429 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

today I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

#18299655
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6626) - you deserved it (80190)

On 11/20/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Emil - United States

Today... I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people calld me... the audio was very quiet an muffld. Convincd it was a fault... I demandd a replacement. That is when he peeld off the factory issud protective screen that coverd the ear piece. FML

#17679338
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6993) - you deserved it (48974)

On 09/06/2011 at 9:17am - misc - by ss - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I was at mah friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommate are Chinese , and since I'm majoring in Chinese , I could understandhat they were talking about. Too bad none of his friend knew that , and talked about banging mehile I was sitting there. FML

#5518308
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27145) - you deserved it (3468)

On 09/27/2009 at 11:16pm - intimacy - by NiHao (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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