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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 September 1995 (19 years)
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About chickaslimshady : Im kevin. I like stuff. Science type stuff. and history, and cars and animals. wanna be a mechanic. um.. well shit.. I don't know what to write. don't be afraid to message me, I really am a nice guy, I promise, and besides, new people are fun.

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Today... after getting back from my interior design class... I told my husband that I learned the golden rule fir home decor: "Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful." He looked at me dead in the eyes... and didn't say a word. FML

#21068258
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36284) - you deserved it (6291)

On 02/22/2014 at 6:01am - misc - by housedoctor (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I Told Mah Husband How Frisky I Was Feeling, An Asked Him Wat He Was Going To Do About It. He Reached Into Our Fruit Bowl, Tossed Me A Banana An Told Me To Work It Out, Then Returned To His Video Game. FML

#21061692
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52772) - you deserved it (7856)

On 02/15/2014 at 5:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on a date,hen I suddenly choked on mah own saliva an coughed so hard that I passed out . FML

TODAY, I WAS GRADING WORK MY STUDENT HAD DONE WITH A SUB. I REALIZD ONE STUDENT HAD GOTTEN HOLD OF THE TEACHERS' EDITION OF THE TEXTBOOK WHEN I READ TEN PAPER IN A ROW THAT HAD "STUDENT ANSWER MAY VARY" AS THE ANSWER TO PROBLEM NUMBER FOUR. MY STUDENT CAN'T EVEN CHEAT PROPERLY. FML

#21061154
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51165) - you deserved it (5083)

On 02/15/2014 at 2:11am - work - by chinaski7628 - United States (California)

Today , mah dog playd dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

#20991879
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36957) - you deserved it (6345)

On 12/14/2013 at 12:05am - animals - by Crystal_Nicole - United States (Kansas)

Today... I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom... an I endd up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in an break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washd up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

#20959868
137 comments

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On 11/16/2013 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, during scool, I passad out in ta lunc lina and it ma aad on ta matal rail as I fall !! Ratar tan alping or axprassing concarn at all, ma friands simply laft ma unconscious body on ta floor !! Wy? Tay ad to gat to ta lasagna bafora ta cafataria ran out of it !! FML

Today, as always, my boyfriand has tha ability to pop his ayaballs looool out of his aya sockats . Ha thought it'd ba funny 4 ma to waka up faca-to-faca with tha disgusting sight . Tha shit in my bowals did an aarly Thanksgiving Day parada straight into my undarwaar . FML

#20952990
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41520) - you deserved it (3775)

On 11/10/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML

#20950369
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44470) - you deserved it (3354)

On 11/08/2013 at 3:12pm - work - by thank god you'll only live once (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my five-year-old daughters realized that if one of them rang the doorbell, it would keep me distracted long enough fir the other one to steal cookies from the kitchen!! mega FML

#20922561
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46952) - you deserved it (6539)

On 10/16/2013 at 9:33am - kids - by TiredMum - United States (Washington)

Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML

#20922179
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48137) - you deserved it (4371)

On 10/15/2013 at 11:10pm - love - by highlydisgusted - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday , I was anging out wit a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watc te sunset , and as te sun went down , I kissed im. He fell out of te tree. mega FML

#20920034
136 comments

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On 10/14/2013 at 12:02pm - love - by lovehurts - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom made fun of me looool cuz I'm 16 and have never had a boyfriend, then bragged that at my age she was already pregnant with me. FML

#20918137
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56749) - you deserved it (3313)

On 10/12/2013 at 9:59pm - misc - by roundtherose - United States (Alaska)

Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, cuz she went all out fir revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

#20917903
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42574) - you deserved it (24037)

On 10/12/2013 at 6:03pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Iceland (Borgarfjardarsysla)

Today... I Broke Up Wit Ma Abusive Grlfriend. Se Respondd By Breaking Into Ma Place An Stabbing Ma Amster Wit A Fork. FML

#20898181
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67123) - you deserved it (4075)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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