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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 February 1993 (22 years)
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About chicka21 : like being on this site for a good laugh and a cheer up, screw grammar Nazis, i say to the trolls bring it on bitches lets see whatcha got!

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Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36988) - you deserved it (3068)

On 02/26/2011 at 9:03am - love - by welcometothefamily - United States (Georgia)

Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML


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On 02/25/2011 at 11:03am - intimacy - by inder (woman) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML


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On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)

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