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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 April 1978 (37 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About chicagoguy : Living in Chicago
Chicago police officer
Have my masters in psychology
My email address is paliguy78@yahoo.com
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Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47633) - you deserved it (3702)

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