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  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 April 1978 (37 years)
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About chicagoguy : Living in Chicago
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Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML


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