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About cheyhansen : I have music addiction yet I regret nothing.

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

#4570183
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I agree, your life sucks (59459) - you deserved it (4427)

On 08/16/2009 at 9:58am - intimacy - by bunny (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58449) - you deserved it (2920)

On 06/14/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by bitches. (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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