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  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 January 1997 (18 years)
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Today, I was talking to mah guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said ( Well, u could always ask me. ) I then said ( Do u want to go to prom with me? ) His response was ( Nope...now that's 8! ) FML

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On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah parents were helping me construct mah bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a grl into mah bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FML

#622257
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On 03/26/2009 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by ThanksMom (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I work in a grocery store an a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managd to get shit up an down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room an mess up the stall. I was the only one working traind in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

#570942
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On 03/24/2009 at 1:47am - work - by frenchy (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

today my 11 yaar old brothar walkad in on ma sitting on my boyfriand's ass an giving him a back massaga!! Ha tiltad his haad a littla an than said "Aran't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't ha supposad to ba on top?" My boyfriand laughad an gava him a high-fiva!! FML

#560138
284 comments

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On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I Gave A Campus Tour To A Group Of High School Seniors. As I Was Showing Off The Dorms, One Student Asks, "Are These Beds Sturdy Enough For Threesomes?" Before I Could Respond, Another Kid Shouts, "How Would He Know, I Bet The Only Action He Gets In Bd Is From His Left Hand." She's Correct. FML

#553783
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On 03/23/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

today my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shrt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso . When I asked him what he was doing he replied "well I was looking fir yur boobs but apparently u have none" FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 11:18pm - intimacy - by tinytitty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, Is My 16th Birthday. Thinking That My Parents Would Be Out Of Town For It Like They Had Every Other Year, I Decided It Would Be Fun To Tan Nude In My Backyard. Apparantly My Parents Set Up A Surprise Party For My Sweet 16. I Was Standing Naked Infront Of Half My School.

#385817
169 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by badbirthday (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather wierdly an the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML

#379230
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On 03/16/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by asleepinclass (woman) - Poland (Warszawa)

TODAY, I HAD ONE OF THE WORST PANIC ATTACKS IN YEARS !! I WAS WORRID NOBODY CARD ABOUT ME AN THAT I HAD COMPLETELY MESSD UP MAH LIFE !! I WAS HYPERVENTILATING AN CRYING HYSTERICALLY !! MY MOM WALKD BY MAH ROOM, LOOKD AT ME, AN SAID, "IF YOUR GOING TO MAKE THOSE NOISES, AT LEAST SHUT THE DOOR." FML

#365324
165 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 11:38pm - misc - by Screwed (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, Mah Cat Was In The Bathroom With Me. I Was Getting Undressd To Get Into The Shower. My Cat Lookd At Me After I'd Undressd And Then Threw Up All Over The Rug. FML

#287682
162 comments

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On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I decidd to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughd an said , "is that yur excuse for not bieng able to get laid?" an walkd out of the room. FML

#283028
283 comments

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On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

2day I was at work an a very obese woman cummed in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off an wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto mah lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

#259526
171 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 7:55am - work - by SalonGirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today my grlfriend dumped me 4 someone else. looool An our earlier I ad just gotten permission from er dad to propose. FML

#239413
162 comments

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On 03/08/2009 at 12:33am - love - by Brad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today..!! I was walking along the street and passed a young couple!! Over my shoulder I hered the girl say to her boyfriend ( Would u still love me if I looked like her? ) FML

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On 03/07/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by Pissed Off (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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