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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 142
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About chey4212 : Hi my names Cheyenne! I love my sports and friends, I also hate being bored. I'm pretty easy to talk to, love an interesting convo. So hmu :)

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chey4212's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43862) - you deserved it (3200)

On 07/29/2013 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML

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147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58082) - you deserved it (4138)

On 07/27/2013 at 3:56am - love - by Immaculatedream (woman) - New Zealand

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

#20805312
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56066) - you deserved it (9306)

On 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by turning red - United States

Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

#20766295
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52002) - you deserved it (4454)

On 07/06/2013 at 12:17am - love - by walker - United States

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31747) - you deserved it (4275)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

#13083342
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23163) - you deserved it (6734)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I slipped as I was about to take a shower, knocking myself out cold. I woke up to someone banging on my door. It was a cop checking to see if I was okay. When I asked how he knew to come, he said he was notified by "a male neighbor who called anonymously." I guess I have a peeping Tom. FML

#6812305
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30057) - you deserved it (2063)

On 12/18/2009 at 3:46pm - health - by ThatAintLogical (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister saying "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML

#4978107
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42880) - you deserved it (8117)

On 09/01/2009 at 3:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in the supermarket and I see this little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I go over to him and ask if his mom knows where he is. The boy turns around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

#1054716
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28595) - you deserved it (51858)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by jules (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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