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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 February 1991 (24 years)
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Today, I went in to my local cafe for my morning coffee. I was chatting to the barista as she was making it, and I mentioned that I was starting a new diet. She goes, "Oh that's great! I've been sneaking skimmed milk in your coffee for years, I didn't want to say anything..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24293) - you deserved it (5273)

On 02/17/2010 at 9:47pm - health - by Skimilk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was leaving Wal-Mart with my daughter when a man was speeding the wrong way in the parking lot. To avoid getting hit, I pulled over to the side. He thought I was going the wrong way. He got out cursing and screaming and punched a dent in my hood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25717) - you deserved it (2112)

On 02/17/2010 at 9:46pm - misc - by WTFsalad (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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