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chevygirl23

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 October 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 838
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About chevygirl23 : 99.9% of the time I have no idea what I'm doing

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 5:05pm<b>ZiaBerry</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 4:15pm<b>dom_g</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 1:18am<b>PopBlox</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 7:16pm<b>jordanwilbanks</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 10:12am<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 1:15pm<b>jojocircus19</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 2:18am<b>H3LL_K1D</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 12:40am<b>emobitch1022</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 3:29pm<b>43bubba34</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 1:38pm<b>Dramori</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 4:01am<b>LiveDreamsG</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 11:29pm<b>tetoo133</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 12:48pm<b>PlsNarwals</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 11:11pm<b>louiec</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 8:30pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 1:16pm<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 4:57pm<b>adam97</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 10:48am

Fucked!<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 4:55pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 1:02pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 9:42pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 11:00am<b>Mons</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 3:11pm<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 12/11/2015 at 6:14pm<b>jagdeep</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 6:31pm<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 4:18pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 10:23am<b>Envy22</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 2:25am<b>antonio_bob</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 8:36pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 7:37pm<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 3:02pm

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Santa Claus

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chevygirl23's favorite FMLs

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

by doodler / 02/27/2014 at 6:59am / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML

by AnonWife / 01/21/2014 at 8:16pm / United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire) / Health

Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML

by DisturbedMan / 01/15/2014 at 5:29pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Intimacy

Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that "old people are allowed to tell the truth". FML

by Pop / 01/14/2014 at 9:38pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML

by tired individual / 01/12/2014 at 6:04am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was getting ready for a night out with the girls, and without any hint of trickery, just wanting an honest answer, I asked my boyfriend how I looked in the dress I chose. He immediately dropped to his knees, yelled, "NOOOOOOOOO!" and calmly left the room. FML

by -_-" / 01/11/2014 at 6:13pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML

by rollergirl13 / 01/11/2014 at 12:55am / United States (Alaska) / Love

Today, I'm trapped in my apartment, due to the fact that five raccoons have decided to sit outside my only door and prevent me from getting out. Every time I look at one, they hiss at me. FML

by RaccoonFever / 01/10/2014 at 6:15am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I joked with a pregnant girl in a state juvenile correctional facility where I work that eating a lot of candy would damage the unborn baby's teeth. Without batting an eye, she responded that she would simply "eat some toothpaste after the candy." FML

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

by Anonymous / 01/09/2014 at 12:59pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, I asked my mum when she gets the urge to smoke. The answer I was looking for was "after I eat" or maybe even "when I'm tired". What I got was "every second since you were born". FML

by BornToBeABurden / 01/09/2014 at 11:01am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love

Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML

by Unfortunately Me / 01/08/2014 at 7:54pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

by loganHchrist / 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to explain to one of my high school students that the importance of Pearl Harbor was not, in fact, because the Japanese stole the US pearl supply. FML

by tpj24 / 01/07/2014 at 7:00pm / United States (Iowa) / Work

Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML

by Anonymous / 01/06/2014 at 1:59pm / South Africa / Intimacy