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  • Birth Date : Monday 11 April 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 617
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, I took a run in the woods. Almost halfway through, I started to feel like I was going to faint. I was so dizzy that my sight was getting blurry. I went to sit down on what seemed like a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was a huge snapping turtle. FML

#20812086
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49102) - you deserved it (5456)

On 07/30/2013 at 7:19pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10720) - you deserved it (36839)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML

#18706374
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23584) - you deserved it (4875)

On 01/04/2012 at 2:01pm - misc - by Angela (woman) - United States

Today, I applied for a job in an Italian restaurant. Ideally I wanted to be a hostess rather than a waitress, and I told the manager as much. His response? "No no no. Hostess no good for you. We leave that to the pretty girls." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46496) - you deserved it (3680)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:37am - work - by Ren (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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