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  • Birth Date : Monday 11 April 1994 (21 years)
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Today, I took a run in the woods. Almost halfway through, I started to feel like I was going to faint. I was so dizzy that my sight was getting blurry. I went to sit down on what seemed like a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was a huge snapping turtle. FML


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On 07/30/2013 at 7:19pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML


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On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML


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On 01/04/2012 at 2:01pm - misc - by Angela (woman) - United States

Today, I applied for a job in an Italian restaurant. Ideally I wanted to be a hostess rather than a waitress, and I told the manager as much. His response? "No no no. Hostess no good for you. We leave that to the pretty girls." FML


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On 02/24/2009 at 5:37am - work - by Ren (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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