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chester75
  • Town/Country : None of your business, Usa
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 April 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 451
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, my girlfriend opened my refrigerator and began her standard moan: "You're a pig, you never clean up. Look at that egg, it makes me want to throw up, it's gone black, it’s covered in fuzz, IT'S GOT HAIR ON IT!" I got up to check it out. It was a Kiwi fruit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29681) - you deserved it (2916) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/02/2012 at 9:00am - love - by opinaise - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8863) - you deserved it (31273)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML

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On 01/04/2012 at 2:01pm - misc - by Angela (woman) - United States

Today, I applied for a job in an Italian restaurant. Ideally I wanted to be a hostess rather than a waitress, and I told the manager as much. His response? "No no no. Hostess no good for you. We leave that to the pretty girls." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40082) - you deserved it (2814)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:37am - work - by Ren (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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