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Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69131) - you deserved it (4828)

On 04/15/2009 at 8:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breaths on my neck. When I was about to finish he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck/ear and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (88238) - you deserved it (6565)

On 04/13/2009 at 8:07am - intimacy - by bodyelectric (woman) - United States

Today, a 7 year old girl came up to me and told me to fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard this conversation, she came up to me and told me to fuck myself as well. FML

#696283
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I agree, your life sucks (193606) - you deserved it (18052)

On 03/30/2009 at 1:06am - kids - by Wmsys32pr9 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33533) - you deserved it (146913)

On 03/17/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (California)



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