cheshirecat13242

Search for a member

Offline (7 hours ago)

cheshirecat13242

22Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 March 1985 (31 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1856
  • Number of comments : 176
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About cheshirecat13242 : Hi there! I'm a guy, 30 years old, a U.S. Air Force vet, a very single dad of an awesome 5 year old girl, & an easygoing guy--that's very opinionated.

I like ATV's, snowboarding, traveling, hiking and drinking beer. If you're here because you liked one of my comments--great--PM me about it & shower me with your appreciation! If it's because you want to bitch about my comment that offended you, feel free to PM me & I'll gladly tell you to go hump a rake.

"Yeah.. People rent me sometimes."
--K. Jeremy Cain

cheshirecat13242's page activity

Visits<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 11:25pm<b>cakester123</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 4:18am<b>omgbrainZ</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 10:20pm<b>KickAss73</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 8:56pm<b>DumbAndYoung</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 8:07pm<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 12:40pm<b>Itineranthuman</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 8:45am<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 2:03pm<b>demix</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 6:01am<b>Katiekhalifa</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 12:59am<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 9:45am<b>R_Sage88</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 10:51pm<b>TrulyConfused</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 3:03pm<b>aimeeowl</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 12:46am<b>RedCronos</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 1:18am<b>fairy1775</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 6:48pm<b>vikky538</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 4:56pm<b>frnk</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 2:45pm

Fucked!<b>madissin</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 1:49pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 5:02am<b>fuckmyhead</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 4:56am<b>Ava_Darkflame</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 4:07am<b>angiemarie96</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 3:07am<b>demix</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 1:02pm<b>andrmac</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 1:17am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 11:50pm<b>weezypanda420</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 5:26pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 2:47am<b>bizzareio</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 10:29pm<b>kittykatlaney</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 1:27pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 1:16pm<b>CrispyBacon69</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 4:53am<b>sarika</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 2:33am<b>missmorggan</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 10:08pm<b>sam882</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 8:50am<b>jayennachristine</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 7:17pm

cheshirecat13242's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of cheshirecat13242's badges

cheshirecat13242's favorite FMLs

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

by Anonymous / 11/29/2013 at 6:56am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML

by Anonymous / 11/29/2013 at 3:23am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, my neighbor brought a ruined napkin holder over and claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall and ruined it. I apologized, not telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall. FML

by Anonymous / 11/29/2013 at 12:53am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, to make it seem like the customers actually liked me, I told my coworkers I got tipped $12. Sadly, that "$12 tip" came from my own pocket. FML

by MicachuPikachu / 11/28/2013 at 1:39am / United States (Missouri) / Work

Today, I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling down, so I wouldn't miss. I dropped the toilet seat on my little soldier. FML

by Cian_1 / 11/25/2013 at 6:22am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my boyfriend announced to me he was sleeping with another girl via alphabet soup. FML

by fries / 11/24/2013 at 11:01am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML

by Anonymous / 11/23/2013 at 8:29pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

by quit fucking up my life / 11/22/2013 at 8:08pm / United States (Alaska) / Love

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

by Anonymous / 11/22/2013 at 7:16pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML

by Anonymous / 11/22/2013 at 3:51pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML

by Anonymous / 11/22/2013 at 9:49am / United States (North Carolina) / Health

Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML

by InsertPopcicle / 11/22/2013 at 1:53am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, in my second year at university, I took a pregnancy test. It is the only test I've passed all month. FML

by Anonymous / 11/21/2013 at 7:18pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love

Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML

by tramp / 11/10/2013 at 12:51am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML

by Anonymous / 11/08/2013 at 6:02pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals