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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 November 1987 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 308
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About cheshireau : I'm just a figment of your imagination.

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Today, my superior gave me a box of ethernet cables which were previously attached to mainframes storing classified data. He requested I cut them in half so that the residual data would leak out. Not only does this guy make twice my salary, there was no convincing him otherwise. We cut them up. FML

Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML


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