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cheshireau

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 November 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 675
  • Number of comments : 216
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cheshireau : I'm just a figment of your imagination.

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML

#21329462
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34442) - you deserved it (6822)

On 01/02/2015 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by I'll Make You FartCum (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML

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306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23445) - you deserved it (42598)

On 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm - kids - by skanula414 (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, my superior gave me a box of ethernet cables which were previously attached to mainframes storing classified data. He requested I cut them in half so that the residual data would leak out. Not only does this guy make twice my salary, there was no convincing him otherwise. We cut them up. FML

Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML

#20081762
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23773) - you deserved it (12981)

On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)



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