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cherrypieguy
  • Town/Country : Baton Rouge, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 August 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 2572
  • Number of comments : 142
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33654) - you deserved it (2058) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was at a party when I had to take a piss. When I was done, I discovered the door had been jammed. I tried to go out the window, but got stuck instead. My friends then went on either sides of the window and took off with my clothes. When I finally got free, I had to beg for my clothes back, with only a beer bottle covering my junk. FML

#12855478 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (16864) - you deserved it (8624)

On 09/01/2010 at 3:05pm - misc - by rab (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML

#12750103 (255)

I agree, your life sucks (9614) - you deserved it (33859)

On 08/26/2010 at 1:33am - animals - by Aaron (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

#11999440 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (9527) - you deserved it (31168)

On 07/20/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I decided to not go to a strip club for the second Saturday in a row, because I didn't want to appear desperate in front of the strippers. FML

#8502546 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (4825) - you deserved it (10640)

On 02/21/2010 at 1:08am - intimacy - by hayah - Sent from mobile version

Today, I saw a youtube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his Ipod and at the end he showed how there was no scratches and the Ipod screen was clean. So I took my brand new Ipod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML

#5355612 (479)

I agree, your life sucks (9100) - you deserved it (148577)

On 09/19/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by MgmEboy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML

#4829994 (242)

I agree, your life sucks (54491) - you deserved it (3222)

On 08/26/2009 at 3:09am - love - by micahmatt (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I wore the new bathing suit my boyfriend got me for my birthday to a family reunion pool party. Turns out, it was a gag gift that dissolves after 3 minutes in water. FML

#4550817 (213)

I agree, your life sucks (60954) - you deserved it (4726)

On 08/15/2009 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML

#4478498 (197)

I agree, your life sucks (42203) - you deserved it (5130)

On 08/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by auslander (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML

#4447976 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (30948) - you deserved it (12271)

On 08/11/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Lilly_28 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

#4330249 (358)

I agree, your life sucks (69486) - you deserved it (14724)

On 08/06/2009 at 7:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML

#4317825 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (61173) - you deserved it (1709)

On 08/05/2009 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my brother found 100 bucks in his coat pocket. He was so happy he bought 2 new games for his x-box. He was borrowing my coat. FML

#4299043 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (36602) - you deserved it (5732)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I sold a customer some beer. He then asked to see the manager, and told me he was a 19 year old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic and curse aloud, before realizing he was balding, toothless, probably 50, certainly not a cop, and laughing at me for being such a gullible moron. FML

#4231879 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (9069) - you deserved it (35172)

On 08/02/2009 at 3:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I discovered that I have developed an allergy to salt water on my face. Now, every time I sweat or cry, I come up in a bright red rash. I am allergic to my own bodily fluids. FML

#4226851 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (50527) - you deserved it (2132)

On 08/02/2009 at 8:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)