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Today, I came home to find my housemate cowering in the lounge corner, sobbing, hugging a bag of chips while the automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into him. Apparently he "mistakenly" put magic mushrooms in his sandwich instead of peanut butter. FML

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115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38796) - you deserved it (2877)

On 09/05/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by down trodden (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I collected my new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all my classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead and have no idea how I supposedly died. FML

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On 09/04/2013 at 11:59am - work - by resurrected - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML

#20863583
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On 09/01/2013 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I moved into my new place. It evidently used to belong to a hooker, because although I've only lived here for 9 hours, so far several different men have knocked on my door and asked if "Stephanie" is available for a good time. FML

#20861348
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On 08/31/2013 at 3:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Redbridge)

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML

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On 01/04/2013 at 7:56pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Groningen)



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