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cherry_blossom
  • Town/Country : US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 January 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 4247
  • Number of comments : 79
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Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML

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95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28567) - you deserved it (5992)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:11am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

#14309461
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27170) - you deserved it (2021)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:48am - misc - by Username - Canada

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

#14169295
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25350) - you deserved it (7145)

On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

#13671939
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6151) - you deserved it (37824)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

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68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27529) - you deserved it (7395)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML

#12989872
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34813) - you deserved it (3161)

On 09/10/2010 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by meikd423 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

#7989901
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19855) - you deserved it (4636)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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On 05/07/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by eeh (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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