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Today, I asked a co-worker why he was wearing sandals, as they are not allowed under our strict dress code. He got extremely angry with me and stormed off. Ten minutes later, I got called into our boss' office. Apparently, he told her that I walked up to him and asked to suck his toes. FML
by feetfreak / 11/13/2013 at 4:00am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I was taking out a customer's groceries when he offered me a $5 tip. I told him I couldn't accept, since it's against store policy, but thanked him anyway. He called me an asshole just as my boss was walking to his car, who then yelled at me for it. FML
by BagBoy / 11/13/2013 at 1:42am / United States / Work
by icyrebel25 / 11/12/2013 at 6:57pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/12/2013 at 2:12pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, a girl came up and hugged me. At first I was frightened, but then I asked who she was. Turns out she was the kid I babysat for 3 years. She cried when she realized I didn't remember her, then threw gravel in my face and ran away. FML
by haleymcaldwell / 11/12/2013 at 1:43pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by Alice99 / 11/12/2013 at 12:39pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by CurseYouSonyaLee / 11/12/2013 at 10:27am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by awkwardencounters / 11/12/2013 at 6:18am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, the day before I'm supposed to leave for a long-anticipated trip to Europe, my mother admitted that she's never paid for it. She only told me she did so I would stop hinting that I wanted to go. I gave up Christmas for this trip. FML
by MyUsernameIsBest / 11/12/2013 at 12:45am / United States (California) / Money
by Cheer4Life / 11/11/2013 at 4:41pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML
by LetMeOut / 11/11/2013 at 1:02pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Thomas / 11/11/2013 at 12:20pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
by Anonymous / 11/11/2013 at 10:55am / United States / Love
by shut up. / 11/11/2013 at 5:36am / New Zealand / Work
by ShakenNotStirred / 11/11/2013 at 3:18am / Australia (Queensland) / Work