Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

cherrio27

Online | Search for a member

cherrio27

30Liked!

cherrio27cherrio27
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7669
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cherrio27 : so soccer's pretty cool...

cherrio27's page activity

Visits<b>jagybains</b> - 21 minutes ago<b>NazT123</b> - 3 hours ago<b>Soccer_Playr</b> - 4 hours ago<b>APimpNamedShane</b> - 7 hours ago<b>IspSG</b> - 11 hours ago<b>Daschundman</b> - 11 hours ago<b>GuitarFail123</b> - 11 hours ago<b>llamaslikesoda</b> - 14 hours ago<b>iHiccupBS</b> - 15 hours ago<b>Mindset</b> - 16 hours ago<b>dextrementor</b> - 17 hours ago<b>AviatOfficial</b> - 19 hours ago<b>dk1991</b> - 19 hours ago<b>potnooodle</b> - 19 hours ago<b>Tbear11</b> - yesterday at 5:28am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - yesterday at 1:42am<b>tylerbrynds</b> - yesterday at 11:56pm<b>Abbey1598</b> - yesterday at 11:28pm

Liked!<b>dextrementor</b> - 11 hours ago<b>Gundai</b> - yesterday at 7:49pm<b>minimanion</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 4:44am<b>Shemp_5</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 5:41pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 9:15am<b>superwolf33</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 3:21am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 1:11pm<b>lifted95ram</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 12:40pm<b>cebrion</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 10:54pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 8:00pm<b>Soviet_American</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 6:48pm<b>turtlescape</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 6:04am<b>robertd73</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 5:38am<b>CambodianPenguin</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 1:10am<b>Wingman527</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 12:24am<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 2:50pm<b>sophie_doll</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 5:27am<b>Chelsea_bella</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 4:35am

cherrio27's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

See all of cherrio27's badges

cherrio27's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog tore up a single book from the dozens within his reach. That book was titled "How to Train Your Dog". FML

#20907686
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39161) - you deserved it (5078) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/04/2013 at 7:00pm - animals - by iet_Wyrda (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend, who's already made two threats against my life, informed me that she now has a concealed carry permit. FML

#20907451
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43106) - you deserved it (3183)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML

#20907372
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19570) - you deserved it (38627)

On 10/04/2013 at 4:25pm - misc - by vcarder (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

#20907125
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38753) - you deserved it (5345)

On 10/04/2013 at 12:05pm - health - by likeyourboss (man) - Denmark

Today, a customer was paying for his food. As he placed the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I asked why. He replied, "You know, male stuff." FML

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML

#20906908
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49292) - you deserved it (4192)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:39am - misc - by haveahappyperiod (woman) -

Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML

#20906907
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49690) - you deserved it (3251)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:37am - love - by okaythen (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

#20906869
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51369) - you deserved it (7135)

On 10/04/2013 at 4:20am - misc - by f.a.t. (woman) - Australia

Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML

#20906772
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38897) - you deserved it (4385)

On 10/04/2013 at 1:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML

#20906604
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33725) - you deserved it (4103)

On 10/03/2013 at 10:56pm - love - by Annoyed - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy. Someone tried to pet him. I tried to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily. He didn't listen and now wants to sue me for a dog bite that didn't even break the skin. FML

#20906371
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41522) - you deserved it (2757)

On 10/03/2013 at 8:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML

#20906275
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33964) - you deserved it (28961)

On 10/03/2013 at 6:46pm - intimacy - by Kyra.45 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my parents favoritism towards my brother really shone through when we moved house and he got the nicest and by far biggest room. I wouldn't mind, but my brother is in college overseas and never comes home. FML

#20905397
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43049) - you deserved it (2322)

On 10/02/2013 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

#20904456
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16520) - you deserved it (109246)

On 10/02/2013 at 8:43am - love - by Lilly (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my bully made me cry once again. It's been going on for weeks. I don't know who to turn to; I can't say anything because I'd get into even more trouble. He even stole my Nintendo 3DS and won't give it back. My bully is my girlfriend's son. He's 10. FML

#20904358
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29930) - you deserved it (49703)

On 10/02/2013 at 4:12am - kids - by PickedOnByDamien (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: