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by sickmom / 01/21/2014 at 6:07am / United States (Louisiana) / Kids
by monsterinlaw / 01/21/2014 at 1:25am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML
by Ginger_Gawd / 01/20/2014 at 10:34pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/20/2014 at 4:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by merrr / 01/20/2014 at 3:34pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/20/2014 at 3:23pm / United States (Kansas) / Health
Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered and instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French for potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked for an "apple of shit". FML
by Kaddiscott / 01/20/2014 at 5:12am / Italy (Trentino-Alto Adige) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML
by Goodyear / 01/19/2014 at 10:59pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, I was watching Ratatouille. Piece of advice for starving students: never watch it when you've only eaten two apples in two days, or you'll find yourself in the ridiculous position of being jealous of a fucking rat. FML
by I.Want.Food. / 01/19/2014 at 6:38pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie. When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie. FML
by Subliminal message / 01/19/2014 at 6:21pm / Switzerland / Intimacy
Today, I asked my girlfriend's dad for permission to take her hand in marriage. He said no, because he doesn't want her marrying a "sexist idiot who treats her like property", which he thinks asking permission amounts to, then told me to grow up. FML
by Anonymous / 01/19/2014 at 5:59pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/19/2014 at 4:08pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents left early in the morning to run some errands, and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway for them while they were out. An hour later, they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML
by fail / 01/19/2014 at 3:35pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by MommyProblems / 01/19/2014 at 12:17am / United States / Kids
by cjgreer70 / 01/18/2014 at 6:09pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was at a party. A guy kept looking at me, so I tried to strike up a conversation with him.… Today, my husband won't talk to me because he got mad when I asked him what he thought about 'that… Today, I was trying to convince my flatmate to agree to let me get us a kitten. After gushing about…
- Today, my girlfriend and I woke up in a frisky mood and after a very quick glance around the house… Today, I'm pregnant. My boyfriends mother has told him if I don't get an abortion, she's done with… Today, I was craving a bean & cheese burrito. After trying to forget about burritos for half of the…