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by wiona / 04/03/2014 at 1:22pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, I was working at a coffee shop. I was serving a customer when a cockroach appeared out of nowhere, and I screamed. Customers aren't supposed to know about the bugs so I had to lie and say I spilled coffee on myself, and served the customer while I felt the bug climbing up my leg. FML
by bubblooz / 04/02/2014 at 10:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc / 04/02/2014 at 5:22pm / Denmark (Midtjylland) / Love
Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML
by I Have Failed / 04/02/2014 at 4:10pm / Spain (Madrid) / Kids
by derped-out sperm / 04/01/2014 at 5:41pm / Ireland / Kids
Today, I resorted to the oldest prank in the book: laxatives in the food. Except it wasn't for a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get my clingy boyfriend to leave me the hell alone. I think I'm going to hell. FML
by someone / 04/01/2014 at 3:21pm / United States (West Virginia) / Love
Today, my girlfriend and I were snuggling and we placed our hands together, palm to palm. I can bend the tips of my fingers over hers, which apparently surprised her because she commented, "Huh, so big hands AREN'T related to penis size." FML
by Anonymous / 04/01/2014 at 2:06am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me, filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he calls "liquid ass". I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time. FML
by Anonymous / 03/31/2014 at 1:15pm / Japan (Hyogo) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend made me sit in his kitchen while he Skyped his mother because he doesn't "feel ready" to tell her he has a girlfriend. He's 23, lives on a different continent and has been dating me for over 6 months. FML
by haztod / 03/30/2014 at 5:52pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Love
by and not even in the good way / 03/30/2014 at 4:36pm / United States / Kids
by Cult / 03/30/2014 at 10:27am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/30/2014 at 6:04am / United Kingdom (Havering) / Kids
by ohdear. / 03/29/2014 at 7:07pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
by Anonymous / 03/28/2014 at 11:02pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Work
by notamum / 03/28/2014 at 10:07pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…