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  • Town/Country : West Warwick, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 April 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 280
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4880) - you deserved it (7282)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML

#18764509 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (17945) - you deserved it (4242)

On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend and her best friend compare the dumps they take to common transportation. They comment about it on each others facebook page. My girlfriend's last one was apparently a 'coach bus'. FML

#7600232 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (14131) - you deserved it (2309)

On 01/26/2010 at 10:14pm - health - by poops - United States

Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML

#6783679 (241)

I agree, your life sucks (24357) - you deserved it (15708)

On 12/16/2009 at 8:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML

#6775724 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (25322) - you deserved it (2347)

On 12/16/2009 at 7:09am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I visited home. My drunk mother was screaming to my drunk stepdad about a fight four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "Orgasm face." And the neighbors were dancing outside coked out and naked. FML

#5344643 (258)

I agree, your life sucks (57270) - you deserved it (3060)

On 09/19/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (87648) - you deserved it (18471)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by mandy (woman) - United States (California)



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