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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About chelo96 : I'm very sarcastic.

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chelo96's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter's obsession with Canada got out way of hand when she was suspended for climbing up the flagpole, in an attempt to replace the flag with a red-and-white maple leaf one. FML

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML


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On 06/17/2013 at 1:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me while screaming, "My precious!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (46241) - you deserved it (7362)

On 06/02/2013 at 6:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)

Today, an elderly woman couldn't afford all of her groceries at the checkout so she started to take out a few things. I offered to pay for her groceries; she thanked me and walked out. An onlooker then came up to me and told me that she does it to someone every week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59877) - you deserved it (6044)

On 05/29/2013 at 12:49am - money - by $$$ - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML


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On 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)

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