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Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51419) - you deserved it (8227)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to tell my boyfriend happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after it sent, I realized the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

#15766023
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10282) - you deserved it (51040)

On 04/13/2011 at 2:15am - love - by Zebracat - United States

Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML

#15712645
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28796) - you deserved it (2811)

On 04/09/2011 at 6:29pm - misc - by Z (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

#15693395
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11927) - you deserved it (49407)

On 04/08/2011 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

#15675353
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34740) - you deserved it (9250)

On 04/07/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by 1337fade (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

#15600756
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32239) - you deserved it (11390)

On 04/02/2011 at 3:35am - kids - by Viciousvixen_21 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33693) - you deserved it (45353)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing my testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed my pants, earning me plenty of weird looks from the congregation. FML

#15574334
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20613) - you deserved it (22812)

On 03/31/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Nate (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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