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chelle_starlight

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 September 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2800
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About chelle_starlight : My name is Michelle, but you can call me chelle or chelly. I am 19 years old and favorite color is blue. Traveling is exciting, dancing is fun, and shopping is therapeutic to me. I also love singing in the car, especially with friends (haha) – I am currently addicted / obsessed with the British alternative band, MUSE! Words can’t describe how much I am in love with this extremely talented band at the moment! Sushi is yummy, tomatoes are gross, cats are cool, perfume is my addiction, and spiders scare me. People tend to remember my smile & laugh the most. What a lot of people don’t know about me is that I can be very adventurous, very extroverted, and sometimes spontaneous. I secretly want to be a hula girl in Hawaii. One day I hope, dream, and plan to have a career in psychology where I can get the chance to explore the stuff that makes me tick— the concepts of perception, emotion, motivation, personality, and behavior.

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chelle_starlight's favorite FMLs

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

by thebickster / 03/06/2009 at 12:58pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

by Girl123999 / 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

by wow / 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, I ran over a beer bottle which popped my car tire, which then caused me to swerve into a police cruiser. FML

by andjusticeforall / 02/15/2009 at 8:28am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

by The Sbeak / 02/13/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

by frenchy / 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

by Kevin / 02/05/2009 at 1:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

by william / 01/22/2009 at 6:22pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML

by beekie9 / 01/14/2009 at 9:26am / United States (Illinois) / Love