About chelle_starlight : My name is Michelle, but you can call me chelle or chelly. I am 19 years old and favorite color is blue. Traveling is exciting, dancing is fun, and shopping is therapeutic to me. I also love singing in the car, especially with friends (haha) – I am currently addicted / obsessed with the British alternative band, MUSE! Words can’t describe how much I am in love with this extremely talented band at the moment! Sushi is yummy, tomatoes are gross, cats are cool, perfume is my addiction, and spiders scare me. People tend to remember my smile & laugh the most. What a lot of people don’t know about me is that I can be very adventurous, very extroverted, and sometimes spontaneous. I secretly want to be a hula girl in Hawaii. One day I hope, dream, and plan to have a career in psychology where I can get the chance to explore the stuff that makes me tick— the concepts of perception, emotion, motivation, personality, and behavior.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
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On 09/16/2009 at 6:37am - work - by interviewed (woman) - United States
Today, I hired a private investigator to find out if my wife of 15 years is cheating on me with my brother. I don't know what's worse, that she is cheating on me, or that instead of cheating with my brother she's cheating with my brother's wife. FML
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On 09/09/2009 at 5:20pm - love - by nick2.0 (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing 'It Wasn't Me' by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
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On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my family bet me $20 to wear a Disney Princess hat for the entire day around a theme park. I am 17 years old. We decided to go for lunch in one of the restaurants. After we finished, a woman gave my parents a leaflet on how to cope with disabled children. FML
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On 08/21/2009 at 7:51pm - misc - by Becky (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
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On 08/10/2009 at 10:34am - misc - by klutz (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to Knott's Berry Farm with my girlfriend. After we got off of Supreme Scream, the ride attendant asked her, "How was it?" She pointed to me and said, "It's like sex with this man, my boyfriend; intense, then disappointing because it only lasts like 30 seconds." FML
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On 08/08/2009 at 9:41pm - intimacy - by blank13 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
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On 08/01/2009 at 4:15am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I moved into university residence, looking forward to finally being able to come out of the closet. I started chatting with the hot guy moving in next door to me. He said I was cool, and he was glad because he was afraid he'd be living next to a gay guy. FML
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On 07/23/2009 at 6:09pm - love - by simon (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
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On 07/16/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by failure - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
Today, I went out to dinner with my brother. There was a very attractive man sitting a few tables away who kept glancing at me. When my brother excused himself to the bathroom, the man worked up the courage to come over and introduce himself to me. He asked me if my brother was single. FML
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On 06/21/2009 at 10:45pm - intimacy - by Kat (woman) - United States
Today, my brother and I were standing at the baggage claim, waiting for our luggage to come out. We were commenting on all the bags that appeared, and when two large hiking packs came out I exclaimed "What kind of cunts go backpacking in New York?" The old couple standing next to us, apparently. FML
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On 05/23/2009 at 2:20am - misc - by beavis - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
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On 05/21/2009 at 3:13pm - love - by ECullen (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying 'I'm good' or "I'm okay", I said "I'm gay". FML
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On 05/16/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by UncleRory (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying 'I'm good' or "I'm okay", I said "I'm gay". FML
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On 05/16/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by UncleRory (man) - United States (New York)
Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my library, I noticed a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item, I realised I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML
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On 05/15/2009 at 7:07am - intimacy - by dwek (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
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