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About chelle_starlight : My name is Michelle, but you can call me chelle or chelly. I am 19 years old and favorite color is blue. Traveling is exciting, dancing is fun, and shopping is therapeutic to me. I also love singing in the car, especially with friends (haha) – I am currently addicted / obsessed with the British alternative band, MUSE! Words can’t describe how much I am in love with this extremely talented band at the moment! Sushi is yummy, tomatoes are gross, cats are cool, perfume is my addiction, and spiders scare me. People tend to remember my smile & laugh the most. What a lot of people don’t know about me is that I can be very adventurous, very extroverted, and sometimes spontaneous. I secretly want to be a hula girl in Hawaii. One day I hope, dream, and plan to have a career in psychology where I can get the chance to explore the stuff that makes me tick— the concepts of perception, emotion, motivation, personality, and behavior.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML
Today, I went to class with my bag packed for a weekend trip when it began to vibrate violently. Stopping mid-lecture, the professor approached me and asked politely if I could turn off my cell phone as I was disturbing the other 150 pupils in the class. It was my personal vibrator. FML
Today, I was called to reports of a drunk and disorderly male. I arrived to discover a drunk man having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me me and shouted 'God save the Queen'. It's then that I remembered that it's my job to do something about it. FML
Today, I lost the remote control to my TV. I can't change the channel manually on it, and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial for the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this for an hour now. I'm a female, and I'm beginning to feel like I need this product. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML
Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014