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chelle_starlight
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 September 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1383
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About chelle_starlight : My name is Michelle, but you can call me chelle or chelly. I am 19 years old and favorite color is blue. Traveling is exciting, dancing is fun, and shopping is therapeutic to me. I also love singing in the car, especially with friends (haha) – I am currently addicted / obsessed with the British alternative band, MUSE! Words can’t describe how much I am in love with this extremely talented band at the moment! Sushi is yummy, tomatoes are gross, cats are cool, perfume is my addiction, and spiders scare me. People tend to remember my smile & laugh the most. What a lot of people don’t know about me is that I can be very adventurous, very extroverted, and sometimes spontaneous. I secretly want to be a hula girl in Hawaii. One day I hope, dream, and plan to have a career in psychology where I can get the chance to explore the stuff that makes me tick— the concepts of perception, emotion, motivation, personality, and behavior.

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Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML

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On 10/23/2010 at 2:07am - love - by Oriianna Raiinbow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML

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158 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 8:31am - love - by married (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to class with my bag packed for a weekend trip when it began to vibrate violently. Stopping mid-lecture, the professor approached me and asked politely if I could turn off my cell phone as I was disturbing the other 150 pupils in the class. It was my personal vibrator. FML

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139 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML

#13458885
64 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Nepal

Today, my boyfriend told me "don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that I will be willing to have sex with him in public. FML

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117 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 1:13am - intimacy - by anouk05 (woman) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I was called to reports of a drunk and disorderly male. I arrived to discover a drunk man having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me me and shouted 'God save the Queen'. It's then that I remembered that it's my job to do something about it. FML

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109 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 9:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Reserved

Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML

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84 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 10:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML

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129 comments

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On 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lost the remote control to my TV. I can't change the channel manually on it, and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial for the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this for an hour now. I'm a female, and I'm beginning to feel like I need this product. FML

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150 comments

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On 10/11/2010 at 6:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

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168 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 12:37am - love - by crucets (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML

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79 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by Bestfrienduncool - Sent from mobile version

Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML

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143 comments

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On 09/14/2010 at 3:27am - love - by tickyette (woman) - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML

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217 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 10:29pm - intimacy - by nickim756 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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137 comments

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On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML

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93 comments

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On 08/11/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by nina - Luxembourg (Luxembourg)



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