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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 September 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1675
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About chelle_starlight : My name is Michelle, but you can call me chelle or chelly. I am 19 years old and favorite color is blue. Traveling is exciting, dancing is fun, and shopping is therapeutic to me. I also love singing in the car, especially with friends (haha) – I am currently addicted / obsessed with the British alternative band, MUSE! Words can’t describe how much I am in love with this extremely talented band at the moment! Sushi is yummy, tomatoes are gross, cats are cool, perfume is my addiction, and spiders scare me. People tend to remember my smile & laugh the most. What a lot of people don’t know about me is that I can be very adventurous, very extroverted, and sometimes spontaneous. I secretly want to be a hula girl in Hawaii. One day I hope, dream, and plan to have a career in psychology where I can get the chance to explore the stuff that makes me tick— the concepts of perception, emotion, motivation, personality, and behavior.

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Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

#13863853
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On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

#13863853
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47119) - you deserved it (11640)

On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
179 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML

#13822249
45 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by tmac05 - United States (California)

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

#13777689
175 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 1:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML

#13741680
227 comments

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On 11/06/2010 at 6:37pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML

#13675906
90 comments

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On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

#13671939
86 comments

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On 11/01/2010 at 3:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my friend and I dressed up as dice for Halloween. The rest of the night consisted of us, harassed by drunks asking, 'Can we roll you around?' and constantly being shaken. FML

#13648251
70 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

#13646131
142 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 2:33am - love - by Stephie2009 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

#13645625
161 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 1:41am - love - by Samantha - United States (Washington)

Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML

#13645035
88 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML

#13642352
159 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I overheard a conversation between a coworker and a new employee. The new girl was trying to get familiar with people's names, and she asked my coworker, "Which one is Heather?" He answered, "The annoying one." She said, "Oh, that's Heather." I'm Heather. FML

#13625422
73 comments

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On 10/28/2010 at 10:19am - work - by kaz89 (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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