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Today , while having sex with mah boyfriend , he reachd out onto mah dressing table to grab the lube. He missd , an found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML

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132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46102) - you deserved it (7287)

On 01/19/2013 at 8:20am - intimacy - by tingles (woman) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today , My Teacher's Comments On My Essay Read , "I Know It's College , But U Use A Lot Of Unnecessary Words With A Lot Of Syllables." He Basically Scoldd Me Fir Having A Complex Vocabulary . I Go To An Accreditd State University . Nothing Says "America" Like Under-achieving Professors . FML

#20100352
145 comments

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On 10/03/2012 at 7:00pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, as my girlfriend an I were making love, an she startd to moan an groan . All of a sudden, she stoppd an said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

#16339516
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52006) - you deserved it (17620)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. mega FML

#12027756
210 comments

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On 07/21/2010 at 4:31pm - love - by highlandgirl10 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday I cummed home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital 4 stitches!! mega FML

#12022109
193 comments

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On 07/21/2010 at 9:52am - health - by blank - United States

Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted ( What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it! ) I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML

#12008337
185 comments

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On 07/20/2010 at 7:08pm - work - by jjjjjjmmmmm92 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was helping mah friend create an online dating profile. When she got her serech results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, an ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already marrid. To me. big fat FML

#11983627
260 comments

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On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was brushing mah teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML

#11943305
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On 07/17/2010 at 2:23pm - misc - by knighton16 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I Was Outside Wen A Mouse Ran Toward Feet . Tere Was A Wall Beind Me, So I Tried To Jump Over Im . He Canged Course, And I Landed On Im . It Crunced . FML

#11940720
142 comments

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On 07/17/2010 at 10:54am - misc - by killer (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom 4 the first time . She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms an says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." mega FML

#8875479
201 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, wile babysitting a six year old boy, e askd me if I could sow im ma "boobies." I said no, tat wouldn't be very appropriate . Suddenly, e pulld down is pants/undie an pointd to is package wile exclaiming, "Look, ma penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me . real FML

#7404915
259 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I Rejected My Wife Fir Sex. Se Ten Started To Masturbate Next To Me. I Got An Erection. Se Ten Rejected Me Fir Sex. FML

#6927698
122 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by paidback - United States

Today, I spent hours delicately writing outhat seemd to be a beautiful poem to mah grlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing mah phone to see her surprisd message. No, mah only response was ( you may want to use a spellcheck. ) FML

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67 comments

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On 12/18/2009 at 11:29pm - love - by Poem (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend and I were starting to get in the mood. I get on top of him, lean down to kiss him, and he begins to laugh. Puzzled, I ask himhy. He tells me thathen I'm naked and on top of him, I remind him of a cow, with 'udders' . Offended, I go to get off. 'No no' he protests, 'a SEXY cow'. FML

#4936228
113 comments

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On 08/30/2009 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by sigh (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today , mah older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors , they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They looool don't. FML

#3016666
199 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)



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