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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 300
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cheetahbud159 : Hey I'm Peter. I'm 15 years old and in grade 10 (yes, that means I live in Canada) I love making people laugh, I'm sponsored for skateboarding, and I love meeting new people, so send me a message, I'm usually on once a day :)

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Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29849) - you deserved it (272600)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I woke up to my car covered in shaving cream and tampons and the word CHEATER written on my windshield in lipstick. The guy a few doors down from me in my dorm has the same car as me. I'm a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42978) - you deserved it (2007)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by CB4 (man) - United States (Indiana)



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