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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 281
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cheetahbud159 : Hey I'm Peter. I'm 15 years old and in grade 10 (yes, that means I live in Canada) I love making people laugh, I'm sponsored for skateboarding, and I love meeting new people, so send me a message, I'm usually on once a day :)

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Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML

#17899100
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11770) - you deserved it (48188)

On 10/03/2011 at 9:19pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

#17786255
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50801) - you deserved it (6086)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
367 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40211) - you deserved it (6210)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML

#15855335
154 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 3:27am - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

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On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

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On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#15632766
124 comments

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On 04/04/2011 at 6:13am - kids - by arbiter3 -

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

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281 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -

Today, my roommate thought it would be a good idea to show me his huge new tarantula despite knowing that I have extremely severe arachnophobia. I ended up killing it with a book and apparently now owe him $500. FML

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On 04/03/2011 at 7:20pm - misc - by QWERTY -

Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML

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145 comments

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On 03/30/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by meohmy - United States (Texas)

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

#15514877
354 comments

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On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML

#15209199
177 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm - misc - by poked - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML

#14677100
186 comments

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On 01/22/2011 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML

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198 comments

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On 01/22/2011 at 11:04am - intimacy - by mortified (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)



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