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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 July 1994 (20 years)
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Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

#21365242
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12164) - you deserved it (37188)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML

#21364157
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26337) - you deserved it (2209)

On 02/26/2015 at 7:35pm - misc - by We're still popping them - United States (California)

Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML

#21360985
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31087) - you deserved it (1771)

On 02/22/2015 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML

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On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

#21357430
89 comments

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On 02/16/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by cactii - United States

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

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101 comments

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On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML

#21351356
46 comments

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On 02/07/2015 at 4:09am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was talking to my friend in Spanish because he understands it better than English. We were in the middle of a discussion about a TV show when some guy from our school ran up, spat on my shoes and screamed, "I SPEAK SPANISH, STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!" and ran away. FML

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumb up. FML

#21349710
69 comments

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On 02/04/2015 at 2:28pm - work - by fxck (woman) -

Today, at work, I had to tell a woman that there is no such thing as a "pedigree Beahuahuadoodle", and that she'd essentially paid $500 for a mutt. FML

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120 comments

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On 02/03/2015 at 10:26am - animals - by dogbreederssuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I stole my brother's fuzzy slippers for the day as I usually do. Too bad he had been anticipating this and had left a mouse trap in one of them. FML

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88 comments

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On 02/02/2015 at 10:14pm - health - by toe - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I caught my girlfriend Googling how to uninstall Siri. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said, "I don't like it. I don't like how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll need a gun when I break up with this crazy fucker. FML

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94 comments

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On 01/22/2015 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML

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81 comments

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On 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML

#21334677
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29000) - you deserved it (2446)

On 01/10/2015 at 7:15pm - kids - by SadSister:( - United States



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