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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 July 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1882
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About cheesyfeet2001 : I give Fucks back! If you have a badge I don't have yet, please message me how to get it ( as long as it isn't obvious). Thanks for reading if you bothered!

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Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22133) - you deserved it (3026)

On 01/09/2016 at 6:19pm - misc - by whenlifeisalemon - United States (California)

Today, during dinner with my wife's family, my daughter suddenly yelled, "DADDY TICKLES MOMMY'S BUM BUM!" I don't think I've ever received dirtier glares in my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23829) - you deserved it (2585)

On 10/09/2015 at 3:06am - kids - by shh (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22031) - you deserved it (3830)

On 10/07/2015 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29276) - you deserved it (2981)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up terrified, scaring my roommate. What was the dream? That I'd had a panic attack because my box of Honey Nut Cheerios was torn and the bag inside was improperly folded. FML

Today, I finally finished downloading a 60GB TV series after two weeks of waiting. Every single "episode" turned out to be Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up, on constant repeat. I almost respect the prankster's effort enough to not want to gut him like a fish. Almost. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28852) - you deserved it (7923)

On 07/10/2015 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25543) - you deserved it (11082)

On 06/12/2015 at 9:42am - health - by fisted (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29138) - you deserved it (3900)

On 06/11/2015 at 7:14pm - misc - by Badhairday - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32112) - you deserved it (2988)

On 06/03/2015 at 6:15am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my hateful mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly. I faked taking a phone call so the bitter old hag would leave me alone. She then pulled out her phone, called my number, and glared at me as my phone rang against my ear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27122) - you deserved it (12358)

On 05/31/2015 at 12:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27595) - you deserved it (3470)

On 05/23/2015 at 7:06am - kids - by DENTALITY (woman) - Norway

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38788) - you deserved it (3410)

On 05/20/2015 at 4:45am - intimacy - by wtf bro (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32331) - you deserved it (4004)

On 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm - kids - by anonymousyo - United States (California)

Today, I found out the only reason my parents haven't kicked me out yet is because of my OCD which makes me clean the house every single day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32442) - you deserved it (3467)

On 04/20/2015 at 10:42pm - misc - by Zach - United States (Delaware)

Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40502) - you deserved it (5233)

On 04/18/2015 at 3:01am - kids - by Anonymus (woman) - Sweden

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