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cheerthefkupism
  • Town/Country : Twentynine Palms, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 July 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1043
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cheerthefkupism : I'm a young Wifey & Mom.
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Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML

#2464831
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55534) - you deserved it (7412)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Heather (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

#2447996
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51652) - you deserved it (2403)

On 05/30/2009 at 10:37pm - love - by anoymus (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML

#2376040
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48043) - you deserved it (3230)

On 05/28/2009 at 3:51pm - love - by loserface23 (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, at Jiffy Lube a woman and her 4 year-old son were waiting at the checkout counter. As I walk by them, her son mistakes me for his father and holds my hand. The woman immediately grabs her son's wrist, looks at me, and says "Sicko." FML

#2341897
102 comments

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On 05/27/2009 at 2:37pm - misc - by thebigpeezy - United States

Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML

#2337176
206 comments

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On 05/27/2009 at 8:40am - misc - by A.K. (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML

#2332017
119 comments

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On 05/27/2009 at 12:50am - animals - by KMROYALShottie (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

#2321503
855 comments

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On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

#2311636
194 comments

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On 05/26/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by Wick (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML

#2308873
276 comments

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On 05/26/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I received a list of employee names who were losing their jobs and I had to remove them from the system as I work for IT. I was on the list. That's right. My last responsibility as an employee was removing myself from the system for security reasons. FML

#1818659
101 comments

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On 05/10/2009 at 4:41pm - work - by IT_4_Hire (man) - United States (Indiana)



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