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by Anonymous / 10/14/2015 at 9:45am / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I was lying on a couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML
by Annie / 08/24/2015 at 4:46am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML
by MyBallsForSaleOnEbay / 08/21/2015 at 11:25am / Malta / Kids
by monster1109 / 08/10/2015 at 11:51am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up panting and drenched in sweat from a horrible nightmare. I'd been dreaming that bright, colored shapes were falling from the sky and I couldn't make them all neatly align with one another on the ground. I guess I should stop playing so much Tetris before bed. FML
by I love L / 08/08/2015 at 6:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by EmbarrassedChild / 07/30/2015 at 7:24pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 07/30/2015 at 6:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by anonymous / 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Jack Shart Jr. / 07/08/2015 at 11:16am / United States / Health
Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML
by stillhungry / 06/27/2015 at 2:37pm / United States (California) / Love
by Bengemon825 / 06/20/2015 at 3:03pm / United States (Connecticut) / Transportation
by -_- / 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2015 at 11:18am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by lolcat97 / 01/28/2015 at 5:35pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I stumbled upon a slightly drunk neighbor, trying to type in the entry code with his penis.… Today, my university fridge is so small that the cucumber I bought doesn’t fit either lengthwise or…