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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 887
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cheer4ever96 : Hey broski! ;) My name is Katie. I'm very lighthearted, so don't take everything I say seriously. I can be sarcastic at times. :P I'm a varsity cheerleader and it's my life. I love music, art (visual and performing), literature, food, paintballing, wrestling and shooting. I'm a very bubbly, flirty person. ;) So...hit me up with a message if you want to know anything else or just talk. :)
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Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

#15843459
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36332) - you deserved it (15235)

On 04/19/2011 at 2:38am - kids - by randa -

Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML

#15831633
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9995) - you deserved it (51265)

On 04/18/2011 at 4:09am - kids - by B (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I got a call from a girl I was seeing. She said that she was falling for someone else, but she still liked me and couldn't decide what to do. Being the romantic (idiot) I am, I told her that she should do what would make her happiest, thinking that she would pick me. She didn't. FML

Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML

#15825152
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28474) - you deserved it (2683)

On 04/17/2011 at 7:18pm - work - by sdgsfvbkuhkj (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a young boy helped me carry my groceries home. He then asked me to sign his sheet to certify that he had done half an hour of service to the elderly. I'm 46. FML

#15818561
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33235) - you deserved it (4998)

On 04/17/2011 at 5:32am - kids - by ::Tracy:: - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML

#15805325
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41600) - you deserved it (16723)

On 04/16/2011 at 8:35am - health - by bbedlock (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

#15804993
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37695) - you deserved it (6185)

On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 15 year old daughter got kicked out of her cheerleading squad because she was overweight. I heard one of the cheerleaders say, "She must be overweight because her mom is." FML

#15792635
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36899) - you deserved it (12257)

On 04/15/2011 at 5:30am - misc - by fatty:( - Australia

Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML

#15792275
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29607) - you deserved it (5718)

On 04/15/2011 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)



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