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About cheer4ever96 : Hey broski! ;) My name is Katie. I'm very lighthearted, so don't take everything I say seriously. I can be sarcastic at times. :P I'm a varsity cheerleader and it's my life. I love music, art (visual and performing), literature, food, paintballing, wrestling and shooting. I'm a very bubbly, flirty person. ;) So...hit me up with a message if you want to know anything else or just talk. :)
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Today, I got a call from a girl I was seeing. She said that she was falling for someone else, but she still liked me and couldn't decide what to do. Being the romantic (idiot) I am, I told her that she should do what would make her happiest, thinking that she would pick me. She didn't. FML
Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML
Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML
Monday 1 September 2014