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About cheer4ever96 : Hey broski! ;) My name is Katie. I'm very lighthearted, so don't take everything I say seriously. I can be sarcastic at times. :P I'm a varsity cheerleader and it's my life. I love music, art (visual and performing), literature, food, paintballing, wrestling and shooting. I'm a very bubbly, flirty person. ;) So...hit me up with a message if you want to know anything else or just talk. :)
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Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML
Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seeing this, I burst out laughing saying, "Wow, what's that, your change purse?" He replied, "No, I'm diabetic, this is my blood sugar monitor." FML
Monday 1 September 2014