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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 945
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cheer4ever96 : Hey broski! ;) My name is Katie. I'm very lighthearted, so don't take everything I say seriously. I can be sarcastic at times. :P I'm a varsity cheerleader and it's my life. I love music, art (visual and performing), literature, food, paintballing, wrestling and shooting. I'm a very bubbly, flirty person. ;) So...hit me up with a message if you want to know anything else or just talk. :)
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Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML

#16092460
525 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19608) - you deserved it (66243)

On 05/08/2011 at 3:21pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML

#16080976
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23835) - you deserved it (4380)

On 05/07/2011 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

#16077994
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23044) - you deserved it (9398)

On 05/07/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by Cheerieful - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

#16075095
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10491) - you deserved it (44445)

On 05/07/2011 at 2:40am - misc - by Kaz (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML

#16074801
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41026) - you deserved it (8158)

On 05/07/2011 at 1:58am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a long overdue vacation to France with my husband and young daughter. As revenge for an earlier prank, my sister has apparently taught my daughter to swear profusely in French. FML

#16068567
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26490) - you deserved it (8561)

On 05/06/2011 at 3:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML

#16063941
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31333) - you deserved it (7406)

On 05/06/2011 at 1:15am - work - by Tyler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, it's my birthday, and my present is that my mom is coming over to see me so that she can borrow three hundred dollars. FML

#16062957
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32317) - you deserved it (2980)

On 05/05/2011 at 11:41pm - money - by MrFerret -

Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML

#16057937
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58944) - you deserved it (4662)

On 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Monika (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seeing this, I burst out laughing saying, "Wow, what's that, your change purse?" He replied, "No, I'm diabetic, this is my blood sugar monitor." FML

#16040668
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9786) - you deserved it (80922)

On 05/04/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Cuppycake (woman) - Canada

Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML

#16038977
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31179) - you deserved it (5212)

On 05/03/2011 at 11:12pm - misc - by wiper -

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML

#16033229
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13463) - you deserved it (30324)

On 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm - health - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, at 11 weeks pregnant, I excitedly told my best friend that my baby now has fingernails. Her response was, "You're beginning to sound like a pro-life bumper sticker." FML

#16031516
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23738) - you deserved it (18592)

On 05/03/2011 at 11:41am - misc - by CRH (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

#15852392
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32877) - you deserved it (16527)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States

Today, my friend and I were bouncing around on a trampoline. We brought my dog up to bounce him around. We found it hilarious. He didn't. He attacked us. FML

#15844364
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8538) - you deserved it (74387)

On 04/19/2011 at 6:03am - animals - by sore (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)



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