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  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 September 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight in the eye and ask him: "What's the first thing you think about when you look at me?". His answer: "Can I finish my steak?" FML

#656
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17649) - you deserved it (6953)

On 01/01/2009 at 7:09am - love - by Undefined - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
77 comments

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On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

#585
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39114) - you deserved it (7434)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497
49 comments

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On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
23 comments

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On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
86 comments

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On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

#383
41 comments

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On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
42 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML

#94
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On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)



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