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  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 March 1999 (15 years)
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Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML

#21263093
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25793) - you deserved it (3052)

On 09/22/2014 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by mislead - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML

#21262400
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29133) - you deserved it (2430)

On 09/21/2014 at 11:51am - misc - by Need Clothes Now (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML

#21262395
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26970) - you deserved it (5799)

On 09/21/2014 at 11:33am - intimacy - by royallymessedup - United Kingdom

Today, a guy told me I "kind of look like a girl" if he looked at me from the right angle. Well, I am a girl, and this is the closest thing to a compliment that I've gotten in years. FML

Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML

#21261760
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43312) - you deserved it (9413)

On 09/20/2014 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, my boyfriend asked me when I was going to shave my arms now that summer is coming in Australia. FML

#21261696
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27148) - you deserved it (4964)

On 09/20/2014 at 8:23am - love - by chubbyg - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML

#21261625
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28847) - you deserved it (4454)

On 09/20/2014 at 2:54am - misc - by pasquale - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

#21261512
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31644) - you deserved it (3086)

On 09/19/2014 at 10:27pm - misc - by failingdaily - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I was hit with a sudden onset of diarrhea and had to use the washroom on the train. As soon as I pulled down my pants, my worst nightmare came true, as someone opened the door and exposed me to the other passengers. FML

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

#21261267
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32904) - you deserved it (3200)

On 09/19/2014 at 1:58pm - misc - by TuT (woman) - France

Today, while on the bus, a friendly-looking guy smiled at me, so I smiled back. He then pointed at my teeth and said, "You gonna get those fixed, or just keep them as a conversation starter?" FML

Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML

#21261017
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36527) - you deserved it (3151)

On 09/18/2014 at 11:15pm - love - by clairebear104 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

#21260166
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35339) - you deserved it (2593)

On 09/17/2014 at 6:10pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

#21260160
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31830) - you deserved it (3708)

On 09/17/2014 at 5:57pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML

#21259479
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35473) - you deserved it (7926)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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