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by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
by synyster505 / 12/19/2010 at 12:41am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally moved all my boxes into my new apartment. I was settling in when my alarm clock that was stashed in one of the boxes began ringing. Two hours and several boxes later, I still can't find it. FML
by Anonymous / 12/18/2010 at 4:26pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML
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